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Sample details Pages: 35 Words: 10510 Downloads: 2 Date added: 2017/09/24 Category Advertising Essay Type Argumentative essay Did you like this example? 60 SMS.. Jasda-e-dost nakam nahi hone denge! Aap ki duniya me shaam nahi hone denge! Dosti ka har imtihan apne sar pe lenge! Par e dost,Aapko kabhi pareshan na hone denge 1) Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chod kar tumeh MMS karte hain Dekho hum kitne vele hain * vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word) 2. Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai bache ki bhi ek jidd hoti hai aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai 3. kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate ayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate aur aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chode nahi jaate. 4. Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein, hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein, hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein.. 5. Humse door jayoge kaise, Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise, Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain, Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise 6. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye JubaaN kholu to tera he naam aaye Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye 8. You must be a good runner because you are lways running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always 9. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. 10. Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain 13. Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapko dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko 15. Friendship is like a glass andle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended. a crack is always there !!! 16. When Nights are long Friends are few, I sit by my Window think of u. a silent whispe r a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here. 17. When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you. Why should only i suffer!!! 18. When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts. 19. Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi ocha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko daraane ke kaam aayi 20. Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par jaha diye nahi dil jalaaye jaate hain 21. Most people walk in and out of your life, but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart. 22. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave,and impossible to forget. 23. DONT frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile 24. When it hurts to look back, and youre scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there 25. Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai 26. When u feel sad. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, damn I am really so cute u will overcome your sadness. But dont make this a habit.. Coz liars go to hell !!!! 27. one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!! Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good. 28. If you love someone, put their name in a circle, nstead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever 29. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldnt jump with them, Id be at the bottom to catch them. A 30. To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart. 31. Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will b e miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, i wish your day is full of SMILE 32. Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste, sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai, tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai, hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai? A 33. Hi i am marrying next week there will be a small party and nly few persons will be invited Hey dont bring any gift just bring SOMEONE to marry me.. 35. a friend is sweet when it is new it is sweeter when it is true. but you know that.. it is the sweetest when it is u 37. Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayi Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi humne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungli gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi 38. Mountain can fly,river can dry you can forget me but never can iA 39. Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du kambaqt bill bohat aata hai 40. Door rehkar bhi yaad karenge eh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh, agar dost bankar raas na aaye to ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh 41. destiny decides who u meet in life but its only your heart that can decide who gets to stay in your life.. 42. Have a heart that never hardens have a smile that never fades have a touch that never burnt and have friendship that never breaks. 43. If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake if u need me i ill hurry, if u dont call me i ill worry if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die. 44. Meaning of Friendship : F-FOREVER R-RESPONCIBLE IINTELLIGENT +E-EAGER TO MAIL N-NICE D-DIVINE SSIMPLE H-HEARTLY IINTERSTED P-PEACEFUL 45. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything youre not 46. I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy 47. I see your face when I am dreaming Thats why I always wake up screaming 48. My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way 49. My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe go to hell 50. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face 51. jaw aab teri shayari ka. denge hum shayari mein. naam tera likh baithe hain. apne dil ki diary mein. 52. If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST, If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE, If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST, and since you are my friend U R THE BEST !!! 54. Dont shut love out of your life by saying its impossible to find. ;The quickest way to receive love is to give; ;The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly; ;And the best way to keep love is to give it wings. 55. Dil ki aavaj bhi sun mere fasaane pe na jaa meri najaroN ki taraf dekh jamaane pe na jaa.. A A A 56. Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya, auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya, pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko, uro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya 57. Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai, ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai, na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone, tabhi to inke honth laal hote haiA 58. Love is sweet poison: Do not consume without your beloveds advise and keep out of reach of children and keep it in cool and dark place. 59. Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey 60. Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii. Fiteh Mooh Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!! It hurts to love someone and not be loved in return, but what is more painful is to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. Maybe we have to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, and the romance in a relationship and find out you still care for that person. Its true that we dont know what weve got until we lose it, but its also true that we dont know what weve been missing until it arriv es. There are things youd love to hear that you would never hear from the person whom you would like to hear from, but dont be so deaf as not to hear it from the one who says it from his heart. It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. Dont go for looks, they can deceive. Dont go for wealth, in the end it fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. There are moments in life when you miss someone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to all the things you want to do. May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy and enough money to buy me gifts. Always put yourself in others shoes. If you feel it hurts you, it probably hurts the other person too. God saw me hungry he created domino’s pizza God saw me thirsty he created coke. God saw me walking he created Benz. God saw me without any problems he created you. I had a very weird dream last night, I saw that all the devils of the world have died Please message me I am really worried about U †¦. MAY THE LORD REMOVE ALL OBSTACLES SHOWER U WITH HAPPINESS PROSPERITY ALWAYS HAPPY ______________ FESTIVAL Who are we to say : Who’s Hindu ? Who’s Muslim ? When there’s ALI in DIW – ALI RAM in RAM – ZAN Send this SMS to as many friends make INDIA united DREAM makes all things possible HOPE makes all things work LOVE makes all things beautiful SMILE makes all the above work possible So ALAWAYS KEEP SMILING A rich man needs _________, A poor man has __________, If u eat _________ u die ! Only one word fits in all the blanks!! Gandhi kaise ch ali teri Aandhi. Aaya tha langot meh, aur Guhs gaya 500 ki note meh. Money can buy House but not home, Bed but not sleep, Medicine but not health, Money is dirty. It only causes pain suffering. SEND ME U R MONEY BE HAPPY. Once I catch u , I will take u to bed; I will make u hot, I make u sweat; I will make u groan, You will wish u never had me. Yours sincerely MALARIA. What is a Girl Friend ? Addition of PROBLEMS. Subtraction of MONEY. Multiplication of ENEMIES. Division of FRIENDS. 32. A Sardhar boy beaten on his ass by his teacher, goes home, looks at his back in the mirror and says : SAALI NE MAAR MAAR KE DOH TUKDE KAR DIYA !! Why Women are are best civil engineers in the world ? Because they r the only people who can demolish an erection without damaging the structure. Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road WHY ? Just to confirm whether he is going or coming back from the office. What is the similarity between walking on the edge of Mt. Everest and Getting a blow job from an 85 year old woman ? Whatever u do, don’t look down ? mangtha hu to deti nahi JAWAB MERI BAAT KA deti hai to khada ho jata hai ROM ROM JAZBAT KA boli sajan dheere so dalo BALO MEIN PHOOL GULAB KA. Beta bola, â€Å"Papa, Papa, mujhe Bandar dekhna hai† Papa bole, â€Å"Nahin beta, abhi nahin. Abhi Bandar SMS Padh raha hai. †! Darde dil sehna aasan nahi hota, kimti cheez ke her koi kabil nahi hota, Yeh to rab ki meherbani hai warna, Aapsa dost her kisi ko hasil nahi hota. USUALLY, I only send sms’s 2 people who r either VERY CUTE, or VERY SWEET, or VERY SPECIAL, but in your case I am making an exception .. you’re all Three. 19 sardars went for a movie, some asked pajji Aaj koi khas hai, oh nai poster mein Likha hia only above 18 allowed. Man: Boy, what’s u r dad’s name? Boy: his name is LAUGHING. Man: and u r mother name? Boy: SMILING. Man: you must be kidding? Boy: no, that’s by brother, I am JOKING. Kismat kismat ki baat hain aaj din to kal kali raat hain Kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsaat hain Yeh message ka silsila chalta rahega job tak FREE SMS ka saath hai. LOVE is not rotomac – likhte likhte love ho jaye, It is not BPL – believe in the best, It is not LG – digitally yours It is Panparag – ek se mera kya hoga. . A sweeter smile, A brighter day. Hope everything turns out. Great for you today Good morning. Have a nice day. u are an â€Å"I. D. I. O. T. † Intelligent. Decent Impressive Optimistic Talented R u smiling now? *YOU IDIOT* Dosti karo collegewali se, Pyar karo officewali se, Programmed karo padoswali se, Ankh ladao sali se, Love karo dil wali se, Aur maar khao GARWALI SE. New pak team : Wasi chakram, Bekaar Unus, Saeed Janwar, Saklin Gusthak, Injamam Full Duck, Shahid Bhikari, Sohed Muttar, Abdur mazak, Rashid Taklif. Every little smile can touch somebody’s heart May u find 100’s of reason 2 smile today May u be the reason for someone else 2 smile always. Brain to think of u Eyes to look at u Heart to love u Hand to touch u Leg to walk with u Mouth to say I miss u Foot to kick if u SMS me! What is the similarity between love and photograph? Both get developed in dark. A big HELLO 2 my sweet loving sugar coated choco mallow Milk shaky HONEY dipped chiz melting orange juicy mozzarella Pepperoni spicy bacon icy peanut butter FRIEND! A Sardar goes to a hotel and order’s masala pappad without masala. OYA! BOL TARA RA. Daru se Nasha badtha hai, Nashe se junoon, Junoon se mehanth, Mehanth se paise, Paise se izzat, Issile izzat pane ke liye daru peena bahut zaruri hai Cheers. If tomorrow is Sunday before Sunday is yesterday after yesterday is today What is tomorrow after yesterday? I chased love, I found friendship. I chased desire, I found hopes. I chased reality, I found dreams, I chased a chimpanzee and I found u. U can be a doctor save lives A lawyer defend lives A soldier protect lives Or simply be YOURSELF A beautiful friend who touches lives! Look outside its so pleasant, sun is smiling with u Trees dancing for u birds singing for u because this morning I Asked them all 2 wish u â€Å"A WONDERFUL DAY† Good morning. Woh pyar hi kya jisme judai no ho Woh ishq hi kya jisme ladai no ho Woh dil hi kya jisme dard no ho and Who cell hi kya jisme MERA SMS na ho. Aare o Sambha mere kithne SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur tumne kitne SMS bheje? Ek bhi nahi! Haaak thu. Ab tak bahut SMS khaye, ab goli kha, DHICHAON Today its cool to have small cars small mobiles. Soon the day will come when small brain will be in fashion and Then my friend, u will be a Legend! On a romantic date Sardar girl friend asks him Darling on our engagement will u give me a ring. Sardar sure, why not, give me u r telephone no. Aajkal apke SMS ana bandh hai, Irshad Irshad Aajkal apke SMS ana bandh hai, Kahfa ho mujse ya balance kam hai? One roman girl asks an Egyptian boy, What will u do for me? He replies: Come behind Pyramid I will make u MUMMY! What happened 2 u r cell? Tried calling lots of times very time I dial u r no. the operator says the subscriber u r calling is a Monkey please call the zoo for details? Women is asking another woman friend. Do you speak to your husband while making love? No way, why should I phone him at such a blissful moment? Every morning u r the first thing that comes to my mind. Wish I could start my day with u in my bed. I love u r touch on my lips. U just makes my day. I love u NESCAFE. Sardar giggling behind a man at ATM Centre. Ha ha I have seen u r password. Man: What is it? Sardar: hee hee its four asterisks. ( **** ) Apko miss karna roz ki baat hein, Yad karna adat ki baat hein, Dur rehna kismat ki baat hein, Magar apko jhelna himmat ke baat hein, Wah Wah! I am currently in Korea. Really frustrated because they didn’t believe me when I say we have Monkeys in India. Please send me u r photo I just want 2 shut them up! Do u know t hat a simple hello can be so Sweet? H – How r u E – Everything all right? L – Like to see u. L – Love to hear from u. O – Obviously miss u. So, HELLO. 9 lessons in Life: Learn To Care, To Smile, To Cry, To Give, To Forgive, To Share,To Trust, To Love To sms me daily. If friendship could be bought n sold like Stocks n Shares people who Invested in u, would be Millionaires. Congrats! Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play, just throw your phone against the wall and arrange the pieces Back. Its fun try it. God is wise that he never created people with price tags, Because if he had, would not have been able to afford for a wonderful And loveable person like u †¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦ JIN be basi JANAKI, RUM me base RAM, WHISKY me base WISHNU, Aur SHAMPAIGN me base SHYAM. Kis kis ka tyaag karu mein, har bottle me bhagwan. The virtue of true love is not finding the perfect person. But loving the imperfect person perfectly, Love doesnâ⠂¬â„¢t have a happy ending because It simply doesn’t end! What did the gangster’s son tell his dad when he failed his examinations? â€Å"Dad they questioned me for 3 hrs but I never told them anything† U can buy gifts but not love. U can pretend 2 smile but not be happy. U can lie to others but not to u r self. U can have friends but not as sweet as me. 7 rules to be happy: 1; Never Hate. 2; Don’t worry 3; Live simple 4; Expect a little 5; Give a lot 6; Always smile 7; KEEP IN TOUCH WITH ME. Arz kiya hai, yeh matlab ki duniya mein, Kaun kisi ka hota hai†¦ SMS bhi wohi karta hai jisko free hota hai. This morning†¦. May u r burdens be a little lighter, Your pockets a little heavier, Your smile a little wider, And your heart a lot fuller of joy HAVE A NICE DAY. Airhostess 2 laloo†¦ sir r u vegetarian or nonveg. He says no I am Sagittarian She says no sir r u shakahari or masahari, He says no I am BIHARI. Think of me and keep in mind, a faithful friend is hard to find But if you find one equal and true, never leave the old for new Neevu kare maaduthiruva chandadaararu tamma mobile vyapti Pradeshada horage (kunde olege) thallidarey, Swalpa samayada nantara prayatnisi!!!! A Daku entered in a Sardar’s home, Daku: Bol, sona kahan hai? Sardar: oye, poora ghar khali hai, jaha chahe waha so ja. One who smokes gets a smoky heart, One who drinks gets an alcoholic heart, So dear, u must stop eating sweets because U r already a sweetheart†¦.. Ae mere SMS, mere dost ke pass jaana, agar wo so raha ho to Shor mat machana, jab wo jaage to dheere se muskurana, aur kehna HAVE A NICE DAY. Why do we close our eyes when we pray, When we pray, when we cry, when we dream, When we kiss, because the most beautiful things in life r unseen felt only by the heart. To marry: A Sardar selected a short girl why? Because Someone had told him â€Å"Musibat jitni choti ho utna aachha hai. D se Dosti, Dushmani, Dil, Dard, Dillag i, Deewangi, Par D se itne bhi Door na ho jana ki S se SMS bhi na bhej sako! To be disturbed by the beep of a phone only means that â€Å"SOMEHOW† â€Å"SOMEWHERE† â€Å"SOMEBODY† is thinking of u. At this very moment that ME! Take care. Why industrial productivity is so low in kerala? Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting folding holding Re-tying the LUNGI. If God answers u r prayer he is increasing u r faith. If he delays, he is increasing u r patience. If he doesn’t answer, he has something better for u! GOD BLESS U. U come at night, u glued u r self to me, U sucked me, u sol walled me, u got great pleasure, u left, Leaving me to suffer †¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦ U stupid MOSQUITO. Aaj-didar, Kal-yaar, Parso-pyar, Phir-eakrar, Phir-intazar, phir-takrar, phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar aur aakhir mein –EK AUR DEVADAS AT BEER BAR! We are like tea bags whose real strength comes out when we were put in Hot water. So when problems be set u, just think. U must be GOD’S favorite cup of tea Foreigner, â€Å"hamare waha e-mail se shadi bhi hoti hein†. Sardar, â€Å"hamare yaha to female se hi hoti hai†. What things u should consider before choosing COFFEE GIRL FRIEND? 1; Should be hot. 2; Should be Rich. ; Creamy. 4; Be able to keep u awake all night. 5 great people 1; Gandhiji – woto ab rahe nahi. 2; Devanand – wo kisi kam ke nahi 3; Ashwariya – apni pahoch ke bahar hai. Baki rahe aap aur hum. So keep in TOUCH. Some times I wish I never saw u, Never met u, never spoke 2 u, It’s not because I hate u, Or I don’t like but it’s simply because 1 day I might loose u. Dosti acchhi ho to rang laati hai, Dosti gehri ho to sabko bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho to toot jathi hai, Par Dosti humse ho to itihass ban jati hai. Love in Pakistan, Romance in Afghanistan, Marriage in Rajasthan but don’t increase Population in HIDUSTAN. Because there is no place in ka bristhan. A furious Sardar enters shop shouts, where is my free gift with this Cooking oil? Salesman: iske saath koi gift nahi hai. Sardar: Oye, ispe likha hai, cholesterol FREE! Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven, because They have already gone through HELL! Teacher: kaun si cheez mu me nahi leni chahiye? Student: jalta hua bulb. Teacher: why? Student: Mummy papa se keh rahi thi pehle bulb bujhao, to mu me loongi. Is saal barish jyada hai na. Nahi pagal ye to upar Dhirubhai ro rahe hai, Beta Mukesh ye tune kya kiya mera sapna 501 me bech dia. Humko to apno ne loota, Gairo me kahan dam tha. Hamari kashthi doobi wahan, jahan pani kam tha. To have a friend in my life like u doesn’t mean sailing on boat With no storms rather it means having a boat that can sail in every storm. Court order: u r accused of crawling into my heart and Hijacking my smiles with your cute messages. U r sentence to be my friend for life time – NO BAIL. Classic – A, 2 Seater p lane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab. Local sardars have so for found 500 bodies are still digging for more. Sardar ka beta: kal raat maine bathroom ka darwaja khola to apne aap light jali? Sardar ki maa: kamine tune phirse fridge me susu kiya? In case of â€Å"FIRE† scroll down. Abe Sardar not now. In case of fire only!!!!! Sardar ke jokes pad pad ke tub hi, TARARARA!!!!!!!! Kaun banega crorepathi? Let’s play. Q. Nobody likes u because u r a, A. Pain, B. Headache, C. Irritating. D. Idiot. 50 / 50 Phone a friend? Ring me I will tell u. Answer this: Letter after F + Half of 8 + Opposite of b + Letter b 4 C + Opposite of 7 + Middle of Sea + 19th letter X 2 + Middle of Sun? Message me if u gets answer. Dardedil sehna assan nahi hota Kimti cheez ke her koi kabil nahi hota, Ye rab ki meherbani hai warna, Tum jaise popat ke pass mobile nahi hota. A fat Sardar visits dietitian. Doctor said: run 8 kms for 300 days. After 300 days Sardar phoned: I am slimmer but I am 24 00 kms away from home. Two ladies had waited too long at a bus stop. First lady said â€Å"Even my butts feel asleep† Second lady replied â€Å"Yes, I heard it snoring†. Bush got a coded message from Saddam. It read: 370H SSV-0773H Bush was stunned. He called CIA and they cracked its code by reading it up side down!!!!!! Osama bin laden’s favorite song Main nikla, plane leke, raste main newyork main ek mod aaya Main twin tower tod aaya. When u r down don’t think of me. When u r crying don’t think me. When u r alone even then don’t think of me. Instead call me, I have INCOMING FREE. Khuda se pani manga to sagar diya, Phool manga to bageecha diya, Ghar manga to mahal diya, Paisa manga to app ka number diya. Kab aau lene†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦ Dhane Dhane pe lika hai kaane walon ka naam, Paise paise pe lika hai bhikaariyon ka naam. Abhi aajao lene. U know, if any girl says u r Cute, Handsome, Ultimate, Talented, Intelligent, Attractive. The un derstand, she is actually saying, CHUTIA. If I am in hell u in heaven. I always look up proud of u. But if I were in heaven u in hell, I beg god to send me down because heaven won’t be heaven without u. Zindagi ke raahon mein tujhe jo gam milege, mere hoslon se kam milenge, Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi, kasam dosti ki bus yaad karna aur saamne hum milenge. No Quality + No Style = Laloo. No Quality + Style = Sonia. Quality + No Style = Vajpayee. Quality + Style = GUESS U r right it’s ME. Happiness keeps u sweet, trials make u strong, Sorrows keep u human, failure keeps u humble, Success keeps u glowing God keeps u going. GOD BLEES U. Dosti phool se kya karte ho woh to murza jate hai. Dosti karo to kanto se karo jo chubhne ke baad bhi yaad aate hai. Tum hamesha muskuraate raho Muskuraate raho Muskuraate raho BUS Muskuraate raho Mujhe kya? Log tumhe hi paagal samjhene. Three Monkeys escaped: One found eating banana. Second dancing. Third reading this message. Wif e ka matlab hai Wonderful Instrument For Enjoyment. Neend aathi hai, dard saath lekar. Yaad aathi hai, aapka naam lekar. Mujhe intezar hai, us shaam ka†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦ Jo aaegi aapko saath lekar. Koi wada nahi fir bhi tera intazar hai, Judai ke bavjuth bhi tujse pyar hai, Tere chahere ki udasi de rahi hai gawahi, Mujse Milne ke lia tu bhi bekarar hai. A B C D A- u r attractive B- u r the best C- u r cute D- u r dear to me E F G E- u r excellent F- u r funny G- u r good looking H I J K H- He He He I- I am J- Just K- Kidding. All mornings r like paintings, U need a little inspiration to get u going, A little smile to brighten it and a message from Some one who cares to colour u r day. Two Sardar’s watching cricket, when sachin hit a boundary, 1st said: dekho GOAL HUA. 2nd said: GOAL isme nahi CRICKET me hota hai. Sardar stopped sleeping with his wife †¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦..! Some one told him – shaadi shuda aurat ke saat sona paap hai!!! Sardar reads a poster outside police st ation. â€Å"WANTED† for rape and murder. He goes in says sir I want to apply for that job. 60. I wanted to kill the sweetest, smartest, sexiest, handsome the most beautiful person on earth, but then I thought †¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦.. SUICIDE is a crime. Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai. Zindagi ki shuruvat janse hoti hai. Pyar ki shuruvat dosti se hoti hai. Aur dosti ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai. x You me do it in bed, do it in car, do it standing, do it sitting, do it in room, But its best doing it lying down. Hey don’t we? In these positions do SMS. You may have someone in your mind, someone in your heart Someone is your dreams, some one in your life But I am your someone when u have no one. Sardarji sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. A few seconds later he received a report and started dancing. Report read: sardarni delivered. Bolo tara ra ra. your friendship is a blank Cheque For me it’s an asset not a liability Always a credit not a debit Always a profit not a loss and I hope it will never bounce. Raped girl to police: Saab, 1 ne meri gaand mari, 2 ne chut chodi, 3 ne ball dabaye, 4 ne kiss kiya. Officer: Sali F I R likha rahi hai ke lund utta rahi hai? Zindagi is to be lived, Dil is to be given, Pyar is to be shared, Gham is to be fought, Khushi is to be achieved. Dushmani is to be forgotten And teri meri dosti is to be for ever. Chandra mukhi ki chand jaise choot me Devdas ka dande jaisa lund dala tho Wo chilla kar boli Maar daala o†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦.. Maar daala. After a great sex with his GF, BF saw a picture of a nude male In GF’s Walllet. BF: you’re ex BF? GF: Silly, that was me before the operation. One day I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking. One day I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking. One day I read fucking is bad, I stopped †¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦ Reading. If u read this, I am smart, If u save this u agree I am smart, If u forward this, u are spreading that I am smart, And if u deletes this you are jealous because I am smart. I trust u a lot because u are my close friend but why do u talk Behind my back? Why don’t u tell me frankly? Why you telling every one I am BORN SMART. Khudko jala ke roshani dena shama ki adat hai. Apko hasana hamari chaht hai. Free hai SMS to kay hua? Apna time gavake aapki hasi pana hamari fidrat hai. What is the name of a Russian doctor who is specialist in piles? Dr. YAKO THIKA NOVA. Exams are like Girl friends. 1; Too many questions. 2; Difficult to understand. 3; More explanation needed. 4; Result is always not up to mark. Females have 4 specialties. 1; They get WET without bath. ; Bleed without injury. 3; Give milk without eating grass. 4; Lastly they make boneless objects hard. Thank u for calling 1900.. NEED SEX HOTLINE. For hot sex press 1, For breast sex press 2, For combination sex press 3, For oral sex press 0. To end this call press your balls. Lights went of in girls hostel The watchman called up Ele ctricity Office and Says â€Å"Send your men immediately because the girls are using Candles†. Man marries deaf girl. He says we must work our a code: If I want sex I will stroke your left breast You reply by pulling my Penis once for YES or 50 times of NO. Neevu kare maaduthiruva chandadaararu vyapthi pradeshada horage tamma Thika toleta iddare swalpa samayada nantara prayathnisi. A man is carrying three babies in a train. Lady sitting next asks: Are they your babies? Man: No I work for a condom factory and these are CUSTOMER COMPLAINTS!!!!!!! Santa was crying outside Metropolis lab. Banta asked him why? Santa: Blood test karwane aaya tha, ungly kaat di. Banta: Bappre†¦.. mujhe to urine test karana hai. Boy to a Girl: Kash khuda ne mainu brush banaya honda ta Main tere mu vich firna si. Girl: thoda vada banaya honda te tu flush vich ferna si†¦ Arz kiya hai †¦ Tere gar par sanam hazar baar aayenge †¦ Tere gar par sanam hazar baar aayenge, Kunki kunki ghanti bajainge aur bhag jayenge. Two Sardar were walking, a car splashed lot of water on them. First Sardar – iski ma ki chut, Second Sardar – yaar chut se yaad aaya bhabhiji kaisi hain. Please remind me to remind u about reminding me to send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that u never have to remind me to remember u. 7 rules to be happy: 1; Never hate 2; Don’t worry 3; Live simple 4; Expect a little 5; Give a lot 6; Always smile 7; Have a cute friend like me. A mobile is like a woman – talks non – stop, Costs a fortune, disturbs when you are busy and when you need it urgently – there is no service. What has 6 feet, 9 heads, 1 leg, 5 hands, 7 eyes, 13 ears, 3 mouths, 1 finger, 8 Stomachs, 4 brains stop thinking and get back to work, There is nothing like that. Value each precious moment†¦.. Morning brings hope†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦. Afternoon brings faith†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦.. Evening brings love†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦.. Night brings rest †¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦. Wish u find them all today. Good day. What is the similarity between Donkey and Sardar? Ans: dono bachpan mein SUNDER hote hai aur bade hoke TRANSPORT ka dhandha karte hai. Hi, I sent my cares to the wind†¦.. And asked the wind to pass it to you. When you feel the breeze against u r face, it’s me saying â€Å"Take Care† always. I saw u on the road that day†¦ U were looking so fine, u r face so divine, U r walk so perfect, my heart started singing a song†¦. WHO LET THE DOG OUT †¦ BOW †¦. BOW†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦.. Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today? 1; PRAY, so that u may live 2; TAKE SHOWER, so that other may live too!! GOOD MORNING. A Sardar dies due to lighting. His dead body is found smiling. Everybody is wondering why? When god asks him, he says â€Å"I thought somebody was clicking my snap†. Har nazar me ek khwaish hoti hai Har dil me ek chahat hoti hai, Mumkin nahi har ek ke liye TAJM AHAL banana, Kyu ki har dil me 4 – 5 MUMTAZ jo hoti hai. Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always Beat for you. You know who’s †¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦. Your own stupid. At a dance party while dancing with a beautiful girl a boy said â€Å"Before I met you, my life was like a desert† Girl: that’s why u dances like a camel. Two males at a mall looking for their lost wives. 1st: how does your wife look like? 2nd: she is blond, white, big breasts a firm ass, yours? 1st: forget her lets look for yours. Never abandon old friends they are hard to replace. Friendships are like wine, it gets better as it grows older. Just like us†¦. I get better, u get older. In a funeral heart shaped coffin was made for a cardiologist. One of the doctor started to laughing. When asked why? He said: I am thinking of my funeral. I am a gynecologist. Sorry for disturbing u at this time. I need your help. But only if u r not busy. If don’t m ind, if u can and if its not disturbing u . Please DELETE this message. What is the meaning of 3G-CDMA written on reliance handset. 3 Gujrathi Chor – Dhiru, Mukesh, Anil. A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z The person who invented alphabets was great. But he did a silly mistake by placing â€Å"U† and â€Å"I† far away. Jab tumhara msg. aata hai mera rom rom machal jaata hai Ang ang mein gud gudi hoti hai, Yeh msg. ka kasoor nahi hai. Kambakht mobile hi vibration par hota hai. Life is like Maths: Friend do + karo, Dushman ko – karo, Khushia ko x karo, Gam ko / karo aur Life ko totally enjoy karo. Husband asks: do u know the meaning of WIFE. It means Without Information Fighting Every time. Wife on hearing this says, it could also mean With Idiot For Ever. Zindagi ki har dagar par or har mod per miltehain dost aap jaise. Na jaane bhagwan ne itne manufacturing defect kiye kaise? Laloo went to USA to learn English, after 3 months Rabrid evi phones to Bush and asks, is laloo learing English. Bush: e sasura kabhi aungreji hani seekh saktha. . Agar apko raat ki tanhai mai koi tang kare apko karwate badlne pe majboor Kare, chupke se kan mai sargoshi kare aur gaal chum le†¦. To ALLOUT lagao machar bhagao. No sweet thoughts to forward No cute graphics to send Just a Friend saying take care.! Pholo ki har kali khusbu de aapko. Suraj ki har kiran roshani de aapko. Hum to kuch den eke qabil nahi magar dene wala har kushi de aapko. Sharab ek bimari hai, jo is samaj ko barbad kar rahi hai. Ao milke kasam khaye ki is bimari ko khatam kar denge. Ek botal aap khatam karo ek hum kardenge CHEERS. A sardar lost his donkey but still he was dancing. Some one asked him why was he dancing? Sardar said â€Å"acha hua main gadhe pe nahi baitha tha varna main bhi kho jata† Ye meri talash ka kasur hai, ya meri wafa ka jurm hai, Jo dil ke bahut pass hai, wo hi nazar se itne dur hai. Pathar pani mein mat pheko, use koi aur bhi pita hai, Jindagi jina hai to haske jio, tumhe dekhar koi aur bhi jita hai. What is the full form of singh? S – sardar I – insaan N nahi G – gadha H – hai. Ham tere dil mein rehenge ek yaad bankar tere lab pe khilenge muskan bankar kabhi apne se juda mat samjna hum tere sath chalenge assman bankar. Wife sleeping in the middle of the night suddenly wakes up. Quick ! my husband is back!. Man gets up, jumps of window, and then realizes, shit, I am the husband. The world doesn’t need more Mountains to climb, Seas to cross, Stars to shine, What the world needs is only more of u and your smile. Duniya mai bahut gham milenge, sach mano ache dosth kam milenge, Jis mod par sab chod denge sath tumhara, dosth Usi mod par khade hum milenge. When Titanic was drowing, an Italian asks sardarji, How far is land? Sardar: 2 KMs. Italian jumps into sea asks: which direction? Sardar: downwards. One advice: Take care. One request: Be your self. One wish: donâ €™t forget me ever. One lie: I hate you. One fact: you’re a dear friend of mine. The human brain is the most outstanding thing. It functions 24 hours. It functions right from the time you are born until you fall in love. Its spring. The birds are doing it, The bees are doing it, The butterflies are doing it, Should we also do it? FORGET IT. HUMANS CAN’T FLY!!!!!!!! What is a similarity between mobile and marriage? Kash thode din aur ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata. Do you know who is the greatest secret agent in the world? Sardarji, because he don’t remember any thing. Stars + Moon = Romantic Night. Birds + Sky = Lively day. Forest + Animal = Freshing World. You + Your Smile = DARNA MANA HAI. Marwadi man on his death bed. My wife are u here? Yes my husband. My daughter are u here? Yes my papa. My son are u here? Ya. Haram khor phir dukan pe kaun hai? Heart beats are countless. Spirits are ageless. Dreams are endless. Memories are timeless. A friend lik e u shameless. Oops†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦. SORRY PRICELESS. Do ladka †¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦ aha! Raat ke andhere me †¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦aha! Jahri ke pichhe†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦.. aha! Daba daba ke †¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦aha! Chus chus ke †¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦aha! Frooti pe rahe the†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦aha! Happy moments – Praise God. Difficult moments – Seek God. Quite moments – Worship God. Painful moments – Trust God. Every moment – Think of God. If I could pull down the rainbow I would write your name in it and Put it back to the sky, to let every body know how colourful my life is with a friend like you. Hasna hamara kisiko gawara nahi hota, Har musafir jinkagi ka sahara nahi hota, Milte hai bahut log is tanha jindgi mein, Par koi dosth tumsa pyara nahi hota. I can’t hide this from you anymore. I don’t want to hurt you and I feel its best if I tell you, Before you hear it from someone else†¦.. Half kg SURF EXCEL is now Rs. 45/- only. Every life in this world was painted by God’s own hands. That’s why I am thankful because as he painted my life he included one lovely colour you as my friend. Hearts could only love for a while you can put many relations in a life, You can make a desert from the Nile, but you can’t stop my smile when I see your name on my mobile. Dil ke rishtey ajeeb hote hain. Dhoor reh kar bhi kareeb hote hain. Jo log apko roz dekhte hain woh log kitne kushnaseeb hote hain. A baby monkey asked its mother why are we so ugly. Then it says that we are better just look at the person reading this message. Mushkil se ghabrake ab jeena nahi chahate, Door tumse hoke ab rehna nahi chahate, Yun to dost bahut bane is zindagi main, Par tujh jaisa dosth khona nahi chahate. A Daughter send sms to her father on clearing B. Ed exam, Which father receives as: Father, your daughter has been successful in BED. A sardar suddenly jumps on the railway track. A man shouts: marna hai kya? Sardar: abbey suna nahi, Gujrat express platform per aah rahi hai. Chandni raat thi. Oh mera sath thi. Mein us ke upar tha. Oh mera neeche thi, Daro math yaro oh mera cycle thi. Our friendship is not like NIKE – JUST DO IT. Not like PEPSI – YEH DIL MANGE MORE. Not like WILLS – MADE FOR EACH OTHER. But like FEVICOL – YEH MAJBUT JOD HAI TUTEGA NAHI. She came at night explored my body got on top of me touched me, She bit sucked, swallowed was satisfied she left, I was hurt Bloody mosquito. Yaad karke hame, rho pada hai zamana, Hum kya cheez aaj ye unki ansuwon se jaana. Smile you make it least at but you to this sent who person the curse probably will u backwards this read you after confused. Read it backwards. I sent my cares to the wind and asked the wind to pass them to you, When you feel the wind blowing against your face, that’s me saying TAKE CARE. Today is international day for the mentally disabled people. Plea se send an encouraging message to a mentally disabled friend, As I just did. A request to you please doesn’t go out for next 2 hrs†¦ DOG catching van is on work in your area. Gham aur tanhai me jiye ja rahe hai. Tera naam dil me liye ja rahe hain, Ek tum ho ki SMS karne ka naam nahi lete, Ek hum hai ki SMS kiye ja rahe hain! Dard ko bhi ab dard hone laga, Dard khud hi ghaav barne laga, Dard ke mare hum na roye kabhi, Dark khud humko chu kar rone laga. Do you know the definition of a lecturer? A person who has a bad habit of talking which some one is sleeping. Why did sardarji stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? He wanted to see how he looks when he is sleeping. BOLO TARA RARA. What’s the similarity between a Dinosaur and an intelligent sardar? Dono ab is duniya mein nahi rahe. A good friend is like a computer. He ENTER’s your life. SAVE’s you in his heart. FORMAT’s your problems and never DELETE’s you from his RAM. Why a re married women heavier than single woman? Single women come home, see what is in the fridge and go to the bed. Married women come home, see what is in bed and go the fridge. What is the difference between stress and tension? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girl friend is pregnant. Special friends are really really hard to find. Specially those who are cute and pure in heart. It’s so hard. So my advice for you is never let me go. How can I spell S_ccess without U? Or C_te? Or H_mble? Or F_n? or F_t_re Or even Tr_st? What will I do without U, my friend? So Sweet is your smile, so Sweet is your style, so Sweet is your voice, so Sweet is your eyes, see how Sweetly I lie. Jigar: na phool me, na bahaar me, na bottle me, na jaar me, na bike pe, Na car me, na peace me, na war me. Ab to hamare din guzarthe hai appke SMS ke intazaar me. Sardar at an art gallery. I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Art Dealer: I beg your pardon sir , that’s a mirror. Ek tanha raat mein apki yaad aaye, Tanhai mitane ko humne ek cigrate salgai, Na jane kaise quyamat ho gaya ke dhooey neb hi apki tasvir banayi. Now at this time in the world 41% people will be doing job. 32% entertaining, 16% helping others, 7% sleeping, 3% roaming, But one FOOL will be reading this message†¦.. Judge: why did you shoot your wife instead of her lover? Accused: your honour, I am sure you will agree with me that its easier to shoot 1 woman than shooting a man every week. One kiss is not enough if I can have two. One hug is not enough if I can have two. One touch is not enough if I can have two. But one friend is enough if I have you. WARNING: be careful when a girl tells you that she loves you from the bottom of her heart, for this may mean that there is enough space for another guy on top. Aaj – dedar, Kal – Yaar, Parso – Pyar, Phir – ikrar, Phir – intazaar, Phir – takarar, Phir – darar , sari mehnat – bekar aur aakhir me Chandani bar†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦! Tusi great ho†¦ rasgulla ke plate ho†¦ Ande ke amlet ho†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦. Sms karne me bade late ho†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦. Jalabi ki tarah straight ho†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦ Par jo bhi ho tusi mere favourite ho†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦. U like which pussy? Small pussy, Big pussy, Hairy pussy, Wet pussy, White pussy, Black pussy, Because our cat gave birth to 6 kittens and I am distributing. Chand ko tod du, Suraj ko Fod du, Tu sirf ek baar haa kar ke dekh†¦ Tere liye main pehli waali ko chood du. When you find a dream inside your heart don’t ever let it go Because dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful tomorrow grows. Have a beautiful dream tonight. Har subha ki dhund kuch yaad dilati hai Har phool ki khushbu ek jadu jagathi hai. Chaho no chaho kitna bhi, par aapki yaad aa hi jathi. If you feel stressed out, try to have S. E. X. It helps you to relax. Do you know how to have S. E. X.? Let me teach you : S-sleep, E-eat and X-xercise! Don’t think dirty. Shadi karna the par kismat khuli nahin. Taj mahal banana tha par Mumtaz mili nahin. Ek din, kismat khuli shadi huyi. Ab Taj banana hai, Par ye Mumtaz marthi nahin. Sardarji, tell me, what is the meaning of SMS? Sardar it means S-sardaro ka M-mazes udane ki S-service. Please pray for me because I just get my medical report. My condition is critical as days pass by I become smarter! Don’t worry its not contagious but its incurable. How do you drown a submarine filled with sardars? Just knock at the door. Her koi pyar ke liye rota hai, Her koi pyar ke liye tadptha hai. Mere pyar ko galat mat samajana, pyar tho dosti main bhi hota hai. Dur wadiyon mein dhundley badal, chupakar parvat se pyar karte hai, Dil mein tamam hasratein liye hum apse, milne ka intazaar karte hai. Mera dil hai AIRCONDITION, Usme nahi kisi ko PERMISSION, Sirf tujhe hai dost ADMISSION, Woh bhi bina DONATION. Kahat kabir suno bahi sadhu aisa din bhi ayega Computer pe hoga sex aur baccha fax se ayega!!!!!!! Chand taron ka noor tuj par barse, har koi teri chahat ko tarse. Teri zindagi me aen itni khushian, ke tu ek gam paane ko tarse†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦. Apko mulayam ki akal, laloo ki sakal, mayawati ki vani, jaya jaisi jawani, Kalam jaise baal, Vajpayee jaisi chaal mile this is the subh kamnaye for audha pooja. On marriage, every wife treats her husband as GOD. Later the alphabets are reversed!!!!!! Relationship is like a guitar†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦. Music may stop†¦ now and then, but strings are always attached forever. Likewise even if you be in touch or not, you are always remembered. Ye appun ka hi sms hai Aakhen phadd phaad kar kya dekhrela hai. Abbey chup chap mooh dhoke oot ja Appun GUD MORNING bolrela hai. Mera dil jigar kidney liver ho tum, Waqt bewaqt aaye wo fever ho tum, Doobkar jisme kho jau wo river ho tum, Jeevan me ab to friend forever ho tum. As the day turns into night keep your worries out of sight No matter how tough the world may seem, you still deserve the SWEETEST DREAM! Good Night. You will always impress people because you have talent, Looks, Intelligence and if that isn’t enough tell then you are MY FRIEND. Guzre huve kal ki yaad ati hai, kuch lamho se ankhen bhar athi hai, Woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali duub jati hai, Jab aap jaise dosto ki yaad ati hai. My friendship is like an onion which has many layers in it. It will add taste to your life but if you try to cut it you will have tears in your eyes. Let me kiss your lips. Let me feel your teeth. Let me taste your tongue. SMILE! This is your friend fresh moments, reminding you to brush your teeth every morning and night. Ajanabee hote hue bhi apno sa rishta nibhate hai aap, Na jaane kyon dil ko itna lubhate hai aap, Ye kaisa karishma hai aap ka, jo hum ko itna yaad aate hai aap†¦. Naa dil mein tamanna hogi, naa khwaab koi, Tab kya aaega kisi ka jawab koi, toot jaaega dhadkano se dil ka rishta Jab hoga sms par ch arge koi. Earth may stop rotating. Birds may stop flying. Candles may stop melting. Heart may stop beating. But I will never stop disturbing you. Open your eyes recall all the sweet memories in your heart. Think of all the beautiful things in your life and surrender your self to a sweet day, GOOD MORNING. Bhikari: 501 deede baba, Ambani ke naam pe dede, tu 501 dega Ambani tujhe ek mobile dega, teen mahino se bill nahi bhara Ambani ke naam pe dede baba. Yahaan bearish behall hai. Na sur hai na tall hai. Aaj tumhara SMS factory mein kya hartal hai? A special friend is hard to find, they are rare and one of a kind I don’t care if I have the best that includes â€Å"U†. If yesterday didn’t end up the way you planned, just remember, GOD created today for you to start a new one the best is yet to come have a good day. The quietest place in the world. The complaint department at a parachute packing plant. A sardar tells his friend, I think my wife is having an af fair with a horse. I found a pair of underwear’s! Under the bed with label â€Å"Jockey† on them. Oranges grow in Australia, peaches grow there too, But it takes a country like INDIA, to grow a NUT like you. Heart beats are countless, sprits are ageless, Dreams are endless, memories are time less and Some one like you is useless. College me school ki yad aee, budhape me bachpan ki yad aee, Katonko chhuaa to pholon ki yad aee, zindagi ko karibse dekha to sirf app ki yaad aee†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦ Namaste: mobile aaj tak mein aapka swagat hai. Mukhya Samachar: good morning have a nice day. Mausam: aaj bhi sms bearish ki jari lagi rehegi. Happiness keeps you sweet, trails make you strong, Sorrows keeps you human, failure keeps you humble, Success keeps you glowing and god keeps you going. Relationship is like a garden. It’s beautiful when watered with love, hugs, tears and cheers. But it dries up if left untouched†¦.. Keep in touch always. Marriages, 5 Nama z, 6 Eids, 12 Kids, 30 Rozas, 57 Supporting Countries, 9487 Drug cases, 1 lakh Terrorist, 10 lakh Smugglers, 20 Billion US $ loan makes one PAKISTAN. Ap kya jano hum kitna yaad karthe hai, mano ya no mano, Har pal fariyaad karthe hai, roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur bas aphika dikhane ki maang karte hain. I know sending so many SMS to you is bad. So I will send you only on days starting with T like Tuesday, Thursday, Today, Tomorrow, Taturday, Tunday every Tingle day†¦. Otay? Dil main hamesha ek shore ho raha hai, Bina SMS ke dil bor ho raha hai, Kahi aisa to nahi, koi pyara so dosth humse DOOR ho raha hai. Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se talukh rekhna, Dosthi ke daur pe dosthi ka aasra rakhna, Hamari yaadon ke SMS zarur ayege Aap bas apna inbox khali rakna. Tumhare naam ki gazalein chand par likhne ko ji chahta hai†¦. Par kya karu yeh jaalim khwab amavas ki raat ko hi atha hai. Ek Dosth ka dosth se wada hai. Marte dum tak nibhayege, Maut aye to tumse pehle hum ja yenge. Tum ko na bhool payenge, tumhe bhi sath le jayenge. Kai raaz aise hote hai jo kahe nahi jate, kai dil aise hote hai jo tode nahi jate, Aur kuch dosth app jaise hote hai jo chode nahi jate. Why do donkeys keep showing their teeth make a funny sound? Even you would, only if your dick touches the ground while waling. Chand adhura hai sitaron ke bina, Gulshan adhura hai baharon ke bina, Samandar adhura hai kinaron ke bina, mare dosth mera mobile adhura hai tumhare SMS ke bina. Humne manga tha sath unka, Woh humein judai ka ghamde gaye. Hum yadon ke sahare phir bhi ji lete, Woh unhe bhool jane ki kasam de gaye. This cat is cat, the cat best cat, way cat to cat, keep cat a cat, fool cat busy cat, For cat 30 cat seconds†¦. Now read again without the word cat. Girls are bad and dirty. Girls make you greedy and make enemies. Girls make your life hell. I am your friend and don’t want worries for you. So please send all your girlfriends to me. What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, Begins with letter C ends with T and has the letter U and N in the middle? COCONUT. What do you do when a sardar throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back. What do the Bermuda triangle and blondes have in common? They have both swallowed a lot of semen. What did the god say when he created the first Negro? Oh shit! Jal gaya!!!!!!! Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me, dil dooba hai gamo ki geharai me, Humein mat dhoondo duniya ke bhidme, hum milenge tumhe fir kisi free SMS ki scheme me. Sincere apology if you don’t like any of my SMS, then don’t like to read, Then please don’t hesitate feel free to through your MOBILE. Lady drinking Coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out. Machhar says Maa! Lady asks why you called me Maa. Machhar says main teri Coke se nikla hoon, Maa. Shores never meet but share the same ocean. The moon and stars could not be one yet they are in one sky. Friends don’t meet often b ut friendship never ends†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦.. A wife was asked: do you talk to your husband after sex? She replied: depends, if there is a phone nearby. I love you I love you very much I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU SPECIALLY BECAUSE â€Å"MENAKA GANDHI† SAID TO LOVE ANIMALS†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦ Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brains. Please tell them your age†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦..!!!!!!!!!!!!! Some friends are separated by time, some by differences, Some by distances, some by pride, but no matter how far you are and how busy we may, you will always be special to me. Life gives answer in three ways†¦. It says YES. And gives you what you want. It says NO. It gives you something better. It says WAIT. And gives you the best in its own time. I believe got created me to be your friend. He picked me out from all the rest Because, he knows I am one of the best! Hay †¦.. Don’t argue with GOD. I feel a feel of funny feel and if you feel the feel same as I feel and if I feel the feel same as you feel, it’s nothing but a feel of â€Å"FRIENDSHIP†. No Special reason for this message, I just want to steal a single moment out Of your busy day and hope to make you smile when I say hey take care be happy always. Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table and says, too many characters, no story, at all. Librarian says so you are the one who took the telephone directory. Humans fall in love, that’s normal, Cows eat grass, that’s ok. But when MONKEYS press cell phone keypads INCREDIBLE! Still pressing? UNBELIEVABLE! Friends are like shoes, some loose and some tight and some fit just right. They help you as you walk through life, thanks for being my size†¦Ã¢â‚¬ ¦.. Life without you is impossible. You are in my breath, In my blood, can’t stay for a second without you. If you are not the re I am dead. Hello, I am talking about OXYGEN. A current survey says: Sexy girls use AIRTEL. Rich girls use HUTCH. Naughty girls use SPICE. And beggars use RELIANCE. I mix RUM with water, I felt drunk. I mix GIN with water, I felt drunk. I mix WHISKY with water then also felt drunk. I swear from today I will never drink? WATER! One day you will be surprised to see me beside you, You me laughing, you me crying, you me dreaming, You I just, you me sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL; Me visiting you. If kiss is a wave, I give you sea, If hug is a leaf, I give you tree, If love is planet, I give you galaxy, If friendship is life, I give you mine. Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious, friendly, Well enough about me! How are you? Some people have 5 senses. Some may have six. You are a gifted person As you have the 7th sense. â€Å"NON – SENSE†. What is the best thing about babies? MAKING THEM. 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You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart and I must be a bad shooter because I keep missing you. Leaves don’t just fall from the tree, Clouds don’t just form in the sky, Angels don’t just come down from heaven, And I don’t just message any one unless they are special like you. One of the qualities I like most about you is that you are very sentimental. % Senti and 99 % Mental. Nari, Nuri, Hari, Jari, Mari, Please remove â€Å"ri† in all words and read this message to interrupt who you are. When the worlds is spinning you are your heart is beating fast, You think it is love? NO stupid you have got high B. P. Osama consults a Psychic about the date of his death. Psychic: you will die on an US holid ay. Which one? Any day you die shall be an US holiday. Star has 5 end, square has 4 end, triangle has 3 end, line has 2 and Life has one end but out friendship has no end. One sardar asked 2nd sardar what is first Hen or Egg? 2nd said hen 1st and then egg. st asked why? He said hen will be in the front and the egg comes from back so. A sardar bought a lottery and he won one lakh. He went to agent and asked his prize amount agent said he will pay him 20,000 now and the rest in 4 installments sardar said give the prize money now or return my 5 Rs. the lottery prize. Teacher: Before they thought that earth was flat and if we go near the sea and if we cross it you fall, after you come to know that earth is round Teacher asked student give me the reason that why earth is round? Student: Because 1. My mom says that 2. My dad agree with my mom Don’t waste time! Our writers will create an original "Tiger" essay for you Create order

Moral Judgements Are Morally Wrong - 2025 Words

Ethics is an area of philosophy that deals with what is morally right and what is morally wrong behavior. Inside of ethics, there are two major views of thinking when making choices about different principles. Deontology is the idea that choices should be made based on obeying moral norms. Moral judgements are contained in an act alone. A deontologist would decide on the moral worth of an action based on the intention of the action. Immanuel Kant, an eighteenth century German philosopher, is considered a deontologist and one of the pivotal figures in modern philosophy. Alternatively, consequentialism is the view that actions should be deemed morally right or wrong based on the outcomes an action has. A consequentialist would compare the†¦show more content†¦Kant created a thought process, named the Categorical Imperative, that helps a person determine what their duties are and what actions should be done and what actions should not be done. Kant strongly believes that morali ty is derived from rationality and this is evident in his Categorical Imperative. Simply put, Kant believes what is right is right and what is wrong is wrong. There is no gray areas in this thought process. The First Formulation in his Categorical Imperatives states, â€Å"Act only on that maxim through which you can at the same time will that it should become a universal law (Kant).† A maxim is an idea and rule that actions and reasons are in accordance with universal laws. This means that a person is not allowed to do something that they are not willinging to allow everyone else to do or they are not willinging to do in all actions. In an example where I may lie to a friend and tell her that I like her haircut even if I think it looks terrible and do so to protect her feelings, I am making the case that lying is universally okay in all cases. According to the First Formulation of the Categorical Imperative, I would have to be okay with lying in all situations. Even a situat ion when a witness protects a rapist from going to jail by lying would have to be okay by me according to Kant.

Brain surgery and brain disorders Free Essays

The encephalon may be the most of import portion of the organic structure, excepting the bosom. Without the encephalon the homo could non execute normal actions that differentiate worlds from other animate beings. Problem work outing and holding the capacity to ground are a twosome of illustration of this. We will write a custom essay sample on Brain surgery and brain disorders or any similar topic only for you Order Now Without the encephalon we could non walk, talk, hear, touch, or odor. The encephalon is astonishing in its ain manner because it has the ability to modify nervous connexions to better get by with new fortunes, which is defined as encephalon malleability. To better specify this, people use encephalon malleability when they have half their encephalon removed by surgery, to populate with one half of the encephalon. The encephalon will hold to take acquisition of anything wholly otherwise because it has this ability. Peoples who have encephalon tumours removed learn otherwise but merely every bit good due to malleability and are besides based on the upset and location of the surgery The encephalon is divided in hemispheres ( right and left ) and so into lobes. The chief lobes are the frontal lobes, temporal lobe, occipital, and parietal. The frontal lobe has to make with higher thought and has the ability to acknowledge future effects ensuing from current actions. The temporal lobe trades with the audile portion of the encephalon, besides known as hearing. The occipital lobe is the ocular processing centre of the encephalon. The parietal lobe ‘s map is process esthesis and perceptual experience. Of these lobes, there are so many different parts that the lobes are divided into. Learning mainly trades with the prefrontal cerebral mantle, intellectual cerebral mantle, striate body, amygdaloid nucleus, and the hippocampus. From these, the hippocampus plays an of import function in long-run memory and spacial pilotage. These parts form a system of cognitive memory. It besides forms a system of behavior memory, which is supported by the amygdaloid nucleus, stria te body, and the cerebellum. Our ability to larn and consciously retrieve mundane facts is called declaratory memory. When 1 has new experiences, information ab initio enters the on the job memory, a impermanent signifier of declaratory memory. Surveies on animate beings have shown that nerve cells in the prefrontal cerebral mantle maintain relevant information during working memory and can unite different sorts of centripetal information when required. To better understand how the encephalon accomplishes larning and memory, one must understand the narrative of a individual known by his initials, H.M. H.M. as a really immature male child developed terrible epilepsy. Epilepsy is a chronic neurological upset characterized by recurrent motiveless ictuss. He received surgical intervention which involved the remotion of the median part ( in-between ) of the temporal lobe which in bend alleviated him of his ictuss. He now has terrible memory loss and can merely retrieve recent events for a few proceedingss and can non organize any memories of new experiences. Despite all of this, he can retrieve his childhood really good. From observations recorded of this, research workers concluded that the median part of the temporal lobe every bit good as the hippocampus play an of import function in change overing short term memories. Harmonizing to a survey in an article entitled â€Å" Mathematically talented kids: developmental encephalon features and their forecast for wellbeing † by Michael W. O’Boyle, patients who received encephalon surgery have seen consequences that to some may look dry. The right hemisphere controls the originative side in the human organic structure. The left hemisphere controls the logic side. Yet in this research, people who have tumor removed in their right hemisphere be given to be more originative than those of regular encephalons. Understanding the cause of the encephalon tumour may assist scientist and physicians likewise diagnose tumours in the hereafter without scans or biopsies. As of now the cause of primary encephalon tumours are unknown because they are rare, there are many types, and there are many possible hazard factors that could play a function in the visual aspect of the tumour. Some familial conditions increase the hazard of encephalon tumours, including Li-Fraumeni syndrome and Turcot syndrome. Tumors occur at any age, but many specific tumours have a peculiar age group in which they are most common. Testing for encephalon tumours may be most effectual when 1 shows symptoms but the physician is non 100 % certain about naming it as a encephalon tumour. Several types of trial may corroborate the presence of a encephalon tumour and place the location. The trial may be one of the followers: CT scan of the caput, EEG, CT-guided biopsy, scrutiny of intellectual spinal fluid, and MRI of the caput. On the right is the illustration of encephalon mestasis after the CT scan. Treatment of the encephalon tumour may affect surgery, radiation therapy, and chemotherapy. Treatment besides depends on the size, location, type of tumour, and general wellness of the patient. Goals of intervention are non ever the remedy of the tumours. Other ends may include alleviating symptoms and bettering encephalon map or the individual ‘s comfort. Obviously, surgery is necessary for most primary encephalon tumours. Some tumours may hold the ability to be wholly removed. Others deep inside the encephalon m ay be debulked, surgically taking portion of a malignant tumour, which can non be wholly removed. Complications of the remotion may include loss of the ability to interact or map, return of tumour growing, increased side effects of medicines which include chemotherapy, and increased side effects of radiation interventions Memory can be defined as the cognitive procedures whereby past experiences are retained and recalled. Memories can besides be divided up into many subdivisions. The most common 1s are the short-run and long term memories. There is besides one more in that fits in the general subdivisions of memories, which would be the centripetal registry. The centripetal registry is non thought of frequently but entails retaining information in a extremely accurate manner until new information of stimulation is present. Although this type of memory can take in a batch, the keeping of this is minimum ( up to ? 2nd for ocular memory and 2 seconds for audile memory ) . Memory does play an of import function in larning after encephalon upsets or surgeries. Depending on the location of the encephalon upset, memory may be processed otherwise. Harmonizing to an article entitled â€Å" Epilepsy Study Shows Memory Loss After Brain Surgery † by the web site â€Å" ScienceDaily † , post-surgical epilepsy patients have a important loss in verbal memory. This memory is associated with acquisition, callback, and acknowledgment. The article goes on to state that after three months, patients with surgery performed on either the right or left hemisphere showed marks of epilepsy. This ab initio was thought to be the consequence of the injury of surgery. However, 12 months subsequently 30-50 % of those patients who experienced surgery to the left temporal lobe showed no recovery of verbal memory, while patients who had surgery on the right side of their encephalon regained their memory. â€Å" Brain Surgery Boosts Memory For Parkinson ‘s Patients, University of Florida Research Shows † besides by â€Å" ScienceDaily † describes how people with Parkinson ‘s Disease are holding Pallidotomy surgery, which involves preciseness combustion of a little topographic point in the encephalon, provides alleviation for many patients from some of the shudders and musculus stiffness associated with the cardinal nervous system upset. Rehabilitation after the remotion of a encephalon tumour would likely include physical therapy, address therapy, and occupational therapy. Brain tumours and their intervention may do palsy. They may besides do failing and jobs with balance. Physical healers help patients recover strength and balance. Speech therapists aid patients who have problem speech production, showing ideas, or get downing. Occupational healers help patients larn to pull off activities of day-to-day life, such as feeding, utilizing the lavatory, bathing, and dressing. Children with encephalon tumours may hold particular demands. Sometimes kids have coachs in the infirmary or at place. Children who have jobs larning or retrieving what they learn may necessitate coachs or particular categories when and if they return to school. Not all surgery for encephalon tumours is safe. Harmonizing to an article entitled â€Å" Stereotactic Radiosurgery for metastatic encephalon tumours reduces hazards of acquisition and memory jobs: Addition of whole encephalon radiation to intervention regimen consequences in greater acquisition and memory jobs † by â€Å" The Medical News † describes how adding whole encephalon radiation to the Radiosurgery doubles the hazard of developing larning and memory jobs. Eric Chang M.D. depict how physicians are seeking to orient therapies for the specific patient, instead than the antique â€Å" one size fits all † attack. Location is an of import factor in remotion of the encephalon tumour. Brain tumour may non be malignant ( unsafe to wellness ; characterized by progressive and uncontrolled growing ) and perchance lethal if the status does non distribute. Symptoms of encephalon tumours besides vary by location every bit good as size. Giliomas, malignant encephalon tumours, let go of the neurotransmitter glutamate at toxic concentrations. This kills off nerve cells in their locality, doing room for the tumour ‘s enlargement. The released glutamate explains ictuss arising from tissue environing the tumour. An spread outing tumour can increase force per unit area within the skull, doing concern, purging, ocular perturbations, and impaired mental operation. Peoples who have encephalon tumours removed are capable to larn merely every bit good as people with â€Å" normal † encephalons due to malleability can besides be based on the upset and location of the surgery. Without research of many, people would non be able to populate with half a encephalon as mentioned before. Research has besides shown that certain types of memory such as verbal memory do play an of import function in larning after encephalon upsets or surgeries. Without engineering progressing many could non hold preciseness combustion of a little topographic point in the encephalon which would assist those with Parkinson ‘s disease. But at the same clip non all encephalon surgeries are safe. Without instruction, people with normal would non cognize the capablenesss of those with encephalon tumours. Work Cited Blackwell Publishing Ltd.. â€Å" Epilepsy Study Shows Memory Loss After Brain Surgery. † ScienceDaily 14 October 2004. 31 October 2009 A ; lt ; hypertext transfer protocol: //www.sciencedaily.com ­ /releases/2004/10/041014081055.htm gt ; . â€Å" Brain tumour – grownups. † Google Health. Google. Web. 03 Nov. 2009. A ; lt ; hypertext transfer protocol: //health.google.com/health/ref/Brain+tumor+-+adults gt ; . â€Å" Brain Tumor Causes, Symptoms, Diagnosis, Treatment, and Prognosis Information on MedicineNet.com. † Medicine Net. Web. 01 Nov. 2009. A ; lt ; hypertext transfer protocol: //www.medicinenet.com/brain_tumor/page9.htm gt ; . â€Å" Brain tumour – . † Wikipedia, the free encyclopaedia. Web. 04 Nov. 2009. A ; lt ; hypertext transfer protocol: //en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_tumor gt ; . O’Boyle, Michael W. â€Å" Mathematically Talented Children: Developmental Brain Characteristics and Their Prognosis for Well-Being. † ( 2009 ) : 187-95. 7 May 2009. Web. 31 Oct. 2009. Science for Neuroscience. Brain Facts. 8th erectile dysfunction. 2008. Print. University of Florida Health Science Center. â€Å" Brain Surgery Boosts Memory For Parkinson ‘s Patients, University of Florida Research Shows. † ScienceDaily 21 April 1997. 31 October 2009 A ; lt ; hypertext transfer protocol: //www.sciencedaily.com ­ /releases/1997/04/970421134656.htm gt ; . Wade, Carole, and Carol Tavris. Psychology MyLab Edition ( 9th Edition ) . Upper Saddle River: Prentice Hall, 2008. Print. How to cite Brain surgery and brain disorders, Essay examples

A great teacher free essay sample

Teachers provide foundation of each individual’s education. In addition to teachers in school, other people act as teachers also, for example, someone teaching another how to draw, write, read, or even how to ride a bike. The act of teaching is a simple process that just happens from trying to explain one’s knowledge to another. A teacher needs patience, knowledge, a certain discipline, bits of sociology, and a certain personality to captivate the students. Most importantly, teachers should remember that their students are individuals with their own personalities, likes, dislikes, and their own views . The first thing I believe is the most important is to remember the students are kids and persons too. They may disagree with you or not understand the principles taught. Patience is a virtue; a rash attitude will confuse and trouble the students. Patience gives the student a sense of caring and a feeling of attention. Kids need to feel special, for they are at the center of their own world. They don’t have the experience needed to understand that their view is not unique. I began teaching a small group of kids how to play chess in my old high school. I found I needed to find a proper balance to teach the kids how to reason, like I did so many years before. Mrs. Hattie’s way was a patient and constructive one she would go over and â€Å"she pounded the fundamentals of journalism into her students-not simply how to write a lead or accurately transcribe a quote, but, more important, how to comport yourself in a professional way and to always do quality work. †(Friedman, 104) She knew that to be respected and even read in the world of journalism presentation had to be impeccable. Knowledge can come from two sources, learning, and experience. A teacher that has never practiced in the field he is teaching will be limited. Experience and stories give a sense of realism and rear-world applications to students. My old Biology teacher, Mr. Saintin, used to work as a geological engineer. Those stories gave me a better view of how the different tectonic plate worked than a chart. Experience gives passion; someone like Mr. K put his feelings and passion into the music he was teaching, â€Å"Mr. K understood better than anyone the bond music creates among people who play it together. †(Lipman, 409) Classes need a sense of discipline, not so as to restrain the student’s creativity, point of views, ideas, or thinking process; but as a way to push them into the subject and work they are doing in class. Every student has had a day or more when they did not want to work, either from being tired, lazy or just plain not finding the subject interesting, but a certain push is necessary to understand and get the subject. Mr. K’s classroom was a strict one, â€Å"Mr. K pushed us harder than our parents, harder than our other teachers, and through sheer force of will made us better than we had any right to be. †(Lipman, 408) For without guidance there can only be little progress. The students need to be pushed and challenged without creating friction between students and teacher. .The need to know your students is a harder one to work on, especially once classes start to become bigger. Students will feel smaller and less important in the teacher’s eyes if their teacher doesn’t take the time to know a little about them. Mrs. Hattie’s student cared about her opinion and view, â€Å"None of us could have articulated it then, but it was because we enjoyed being harangued by her, disciplined by her, and taught by her. †(Friedman, 104) Her students loved her, because she knew them as friends more than students. A teacher that knows the basic thinking of their students will be able to develop a program that will successfully teach the subject in the best way for each individual. Everybody works and learn in a differently way. I once had to be put on detention to finish a group project because my teacher understood I had neither the motivation nor the structure and push to do it. If a student feels ignored in class, he will ask fewer questions, and if he does not understand, will fall behind. Why are students in class, because their parents force them, because of the law, to learn or just to socialize, again there is no one that never had a boring class, we all had that plain boring teacher that would just read out of the book and does not challenge the students. A clear personality is required of a teacher. A teacher has to be able to captivate the students and share some of their passions in their respective subject. What student would want to learn something the teacher is not even motivated to teach? I once had an English teacher back in France that was disrespected by her students and apathetic, the class was in total chaos, with everybody fighting with paper balls in the class. I can still remember the day when two of my friends had the audacity to make a soccer ball size tape ball that just flew around the class. And what happened, nothing, because our teacher had no control and no respect from the class. She was considered as a push-over and the class stayed chaotic the entire year. A teacher’ personality gives interest to his students and doesn’t let them stray off-path. Mr. K’s class was like that, how his crazy insult, half understood with his accent gave him something unique, no other teacher would yell at them in Ukrainian. For if the students see the teacher just as a book-reader they will not listen. A great teacher needs to learn about and care for his students. Teachers need to use their experience to make the class worthwhile to his students. Motivating a class can be hard to do but learning each student’s character helps develop an environment where it is explained how each of them gains from learning. Teaching is hard but with motivation, experience, and an ability to captivate, great teachers can be made.

Law of Mirath Essay Example

Law of Mirath Paper Inheritance could also be dined as the terminology used to mean the science or method of division of the property of the deceased person among his/her successors. Muhammad Dashiki, a great and famous Muslim Jurist had defined succession as a science by which persons (heirs) who inherit are distinguished from those who do not; the knowledge also ascertain in most cases, the quantum of the shares each inheritor is entitled to take. It all centers around the estate left by a deceased person. The science of Mirth is Shari gives rules which guide as to who inherits and who is to be inherited and what shares go to the heirs. The rules of succession are based on the principles that property which belonged to the deceased should devolve on those who by reason of consanguinity or marital relations have the strongest claim to benefit from it. The death of a person brings about transfer of most of his rights and obligation to persons who survive him. The transmissible rights includes all rights to property as well as rights connected with property and other dependent rights, such as debt, right to compensation and the reimbursable obligations which are capable of being satisfied out of the deceases estate. There are some verses of the Curran which refers to inheritance mirth in one way or the other. For instance in the following verses. To Allah belongs the inheritance of the heavens and the earth; and Allah is well acquainted with all that you do. L The prophet of Allah (Karri) have also prayed to Allah to be given successor to inherit him where he says or said:- And remember Karri, when he cried to his Lord: O my Lord! Leave me not without off-spring, though you are the best of inheritors. 2 We will write a custom essay sample on Law of Mirath specifically for you for only $16.38 $13.9/page Order now We will write a custom essay sample on Law of Mirath specifically for you FOR ONLY $16.38 $13.9/page Hire Writer We will write a custom essay sample on Law of Mirath specifically for you FOR ONLY $16.38 $13.9/page Hire Writer The one concerning the prophet of Islam, Muhammad (SAW) where the people of Aquarius in Make resorted to machination and taunts against him. They used to say about him that he was a man with no posterity referring to the early death of his sons. One of them once remarked, Do not be bothered with him; he will die without descendant and that will be the end of his mission. Thus, one could simply say, mirth is concern with the heir, the estate left by the ceases person, ten moment AT Illustrating ten estates all toner relents wanly are capable of being satisfies and the classes of the heirs. The Muslim law of inheritance takes into account the fact that the property of the deceased should be applied primary to the support of persons who were entitled to be first supported by the deceased in his life time, and who have greatly suffered by his death. The Muslim law of succession is very important, in fact it is even one of the most important aspect of the family law with its establish rules and regulations that is guiding it. There is even a prophetic sayings, conveyed by Bin Major and Dark Quinn in the epitome of Djakarta al Quarter, declares: Try to learn the knowledge of Afraid: teach this knowledge to the youth: the knowledge of Afraid is half of (the whole religions knowledge. It will be this knowledge that my mama will forget first. With the above Tahiti we can see how great importance is the acquisition of the knowledge of inheritance that knowing it amount to knowing half the religious knowledge. With the death off person, his female relatives and daughters became a co-sharer with their male counterpart as stated in the following verses of the Holy Curran: From what is left by parents and those nearest related there is a hare for men and a share for women whether the property be small or large a determinate charge. Unlike during the pre-lilacs era where females were denied the right of inheritance from the property of their deceased relatives and even considered them as part of the inheritance to be inherited together with the estate. In the law of succession, property of the deceased person are divided among his heirs in a democratic basis, instead of handing it all over to the eldest son, as it used to be during the Auxiliary period. It also takes in to consideration those closest relatives who were pendent on the deceased. When he was alive and made them to have a greatest benefit. Other relatives are also considered for inheritance like brother, sister, uncle, son of sister. There is on favoritism in the sharing of the property or estate left, and in the will where by the testator shows his or her preference to one person over the other by giving much to him or her and none or very little to the others. Allowance is also made for bequest, if the testator wishes to help a person or charitable cause. The making of a bequest is encouraged by the holy prophet, but t should not exceed one third of the total property, and should not be in favor of one of the heirs, but to the people outside the heirs or charitable organization or mosque and schools. Bequest or will is encouraged even before the final introduction of the Islamic law of inheritance where it says. It is prescribed when death approaches any of you, if he leaves any goods, that he make a bequest to parent and next if kin, according to a reasonable usage. This is due from Allah fearing person. If any one changes the bequest after hearing it, the guilt shall be on those who make the change. For Allah hears and knows all things. From all that has been said above, one can say that the rights and duties of the individual do not end with his death. This is illustrated by the rules of inheritance wanly regulate want must De cone rater ten eaten AT ten owner Ana Detour ten Tall division of the property among the heirs. The people in charge of disposing or dividing the estate are strictly warned to have the same fear in their mind as then would have if they had left a helpless family behind. They are to observe the principle of Justice, be kind and helpful.

Role of Shanghai

Role of Shanghai Introduction Shanghai is found on the western shore of the pacific sea and at the innermost part of the north-south shoreline of china. Shanghai is on the western side borders of jiangsu and zhejiang. The country’s land area covers more than 6000 square kilometers while the water mass covers more than 100 square kilometers. It is believed that the shanghai chongming island area covers around 1050 square kilometrs and said to be the third largest island in china.Advertising We will write a custom essay sample on Role of Shanghai specifically for you for only $16.05 $11/page Learn More The first Fig shows the map of shanghai while Fig two shows where shanghai is located in china Fig:1 Fig:2 Shanghai as the leading town in china, is believed to be one of the foremost socioeconomic centers. The country is said to have been performancing a principal task in the nations change and opening movement, including industrial advancement, science and technology transformation. In the beginning of 1990, the innermost administration decided to speed up the expansion of shanghai into a world trade and industry, economic and trade center and to encourage financially viable expansion of the entire yangtze river region where the town is situated. The town has attained an astonishing financially viable expansion from that time. All these have made the city be the most important interface between china and the rest of the world. The below pictures shows some activities of shanghaiAdvertising Looking for essay on asian? Let's see if we can help you! Get your first paper with 15% OFF Learn More Industrial Studies in shanghai shanghai sciences yangtze river playes a great role in the history and current status of china. Through the help of the yangtze river, the ancient people gained a lot of experience. This came up as a result of the continued flood that kept flooding at the river. The flood gave up them the experience on how to fight the flood and a nationwide characterstics showing a well-built will of never giving up. After the continued issues like wars and famine in the ancient history, yangtze river currently changed raising up peoples filled with hope and energy. This gave the importance of yangtze river in the shanghai country. The below picture shows the yangzte river what makes shanghai the modern china city is the new technologies. This has been enabled by the fast growth of education resulted by the high test scores gotten by the students. The high score in shanghai is said to have been caused by a number of reasons. First, the public schools in shanghai knows how how to utilize the hours of the day which gives them enough time of studying which is unlike the other countries. some issues like continuos watching of televisions and working while under the age of 16 is prohibited by the chinese law which creates enough time of education which is rarely considered in many countries.Advertis ing We will write a custom essay sample on Role of Shanghai specifically for you for only $16.05 $11/page Learn More The picture below shows a condusive environment and students studying in shanghai A big sum of salary given to the teachers in shanghai unlike the other countries gives them the morale as well as motivation while teaching the students . it is also clear that every teacher in shanghai should be have all the certificates required by the government so as to qualify being a teacher which is also unlike to the other countries. since shanghai is said to have the quality school scheme, many students here get entrance to the most selected collegies and universities in the world. All these have enabled the growth of education to great heights in shanghai. (Kaplan) Conclusion Shanghai is well known for its growth since it is said to have all the potential that is required to meet its target. Shanghai won the battle of success through education. Educat ion boosted a lot this country in terms of economy and growth. It is through the tactics they had attained that enabled the country have high education. For instance, shanghai was strict in studying and they cared the teachers in terms of pay. These among others ensured a gradual growth of shanghai in terms of economy and education. Kaplan, Robert. Shanghai Express. June,2010. Web. January,14,2011. http://shangaiexpress.blogspot.com/2010/05/geography-of-chinese-power-robert-d.html

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Field Observation - Essay Example Therefore, in this field study, the effects of the prison system will be examined while how the police treat people in society will be discussed. â€Å"Sociologists view crime and state responses to crime as historically rooted in a social context. In many cases, patterns of punishment are only loosely related to underlying shifts in criminal behavior and often involve political conflicts over the status of socially marginal groups. This perspective offers valuable insights into the dramatic shifts in criminal behavior and its punishment over the last three decade† (The Sociology of Crime and Punishment). Along with that, some sociologists believe if people felt like that they were being surveillance, they would have more self-control to avoid being judged by others. Furthermore, it would give the surveillancers empowerment over those people who are watched, which is good for the criminal justice system. As a society, police need that empowerment so that criminals can feel a little imitation when they are faced by them. Along with that, from a sociological theory, the criminal justice system can be more effective by using it due to the fact that people are extremely self-aware when being watched and will behave when they know they are being indirectly controlled. Even though the government defines crime and while the government has good intention in protecting U.S. citizens from terrorism, having the authority to go through someone’s personal telephone and email communication while searching through their financial and medical records is truly an invasion of privacy, which goes against everything American stands for. Furthermore, this Patriot Act is unacceptable due to the fact it takes away from living in the land of the free. â€Å"On March 9, 2006, President Bush Signed The USA PATRIOT Improvement And Reauthorization Act Of 2005. Since its enactment in October 2001, the Patriot Act has been vital to winning the War on Terror

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Analysis of Personal and Organizational Ethics and Values between For-Profit and Not-for-Profit Organizations - Essay Example Not For Profit Organization: The United Nations Children’s Fund (UNICEF) Organization Profile The United nations Children’s Fund is a not for profit organization which was established as an initiative of the United nations Organization to provide humanitarian as well as developmental assistance to children and mothers, especially in the developing world. The organization is commonly known by the initials UNICEF, which were derived from the original name of the organization which was The United nations Children’s Emergency Fund. The name was shortened to the United nations Children’s Fund in 1953.The organization had its headquarters in New York, USA and is one of the key members of the United nations Development Group, being part of its executive committee. The organization was created and established in 1946 by the United Nations General Assembly to provide emergency services to children and women in the countries that had been adversely affected by the e ffects of the World War II. Among the emergency services provided included provision of food and healthcare services to the children and their mothers. In 1953, the organization had grown and was made a permanent part of the United Nations System since its services were considered very vital in helping the United Nation meet its objectives. The organization relies heavily on contributions from private donors and governments. About two thirds of the resources of the organization come from member governments, the rest of the resources come from private corporations and individuals. Individual contributors are estimated to be about 6 million people who make their contributions through the national committees in member countries of the UN. The services of the organization are aimed at assisting development at the community level in the developing countries while promoting the well-being and health of children. The organization’s services were recognized internationally when it wa s awarded a Nobel Peace Prize in 1963 and the Prince of Asturias award of Concord most recently in 2006. The mission and vision of the organization revolves around improving the lives of children and women in the developing countries through provision of health care services and development projects in the communities. Ethical Dilemma Like any other not for profit organization, The United Nations Children Fund faces a lot of challenges. Some of the challenges that not for profit organizations face include legal, financial, leadership or ethical problems. Ethical challenges often involve a conflict of interest. The United Nations Children’s Fund (UNICEF) faces a conflict of interest in financial management. The organization has limited resources while there are many children and women in the developing world who need the services provided by the organization. Despite getting financial backing from governments as well as individuals and corporations including other not for prof it organizations the organization still faces a lot of challenges in reaching out to its target population across the globe. Most of those who need the services of UNICEF are located in rural areas of some of the poorest countries in the world. The organization faces a challenge of reaching out to these individuals in order to help improve their loving standards. With this situation, the organization faces an ethical dilemma of whether to continue with its operations to individuals in some of

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English Literature Essays Beauty Truth Art

English Literature Essays Beauty Truth Art Beauty Truth Art In his famous apostrophe to the â€Å"Grecian Urn†, the immortal poet, John Keats, wrote: â€Å"Thou shalt remain, in midst of other woe Than ours, a friend to man, to whom thou say’st, â€Å"Beauty is truth, truth beauty,†Ã¢â‚¬â€that is all Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know.† This very famous statement on Beauty and Truth and their interchangeability poses a very important question in the postmodern era. Art and its convention of the ‘Beauty’/‘Beautiful’ has imperceptibly changed over the decades, from something that should reflect the Ideal (and in reality, twice removed from it, as per Plato), or in essence complete and offering pleasure to the senses to something, that expresses the unique consciousness/angst of the creator. Art has thus rediscovered its definition for beauty. If beauty is truth, then it may dare to be grotesque too, for truth may be harsh or horrific. Beauty does not suggest something beautiful in the actual sense of the term, but that, which comes closer to the true expressions of the self and the vision of a generation’s psyche, that is fragmented, kitsch-like, complex and beyond the metanarratives of a suffocating conformity. Beauty has evolved into a freedom for expression. Contemporary art, especially questions the paradigms of aesthetic values, with artists like Chapman Brothers or Justin Novak producing artwork that are clearly meant to provoke reactions and challenge notions of beauty, that had it’s roots in Kant’s â€Å"Critique of Judgment† (1790). It contemplated on the â€Å"pure† aesthetic experience of art consisting of a â€Å"disinterested† observer, pleasing for its own sake and beyond any utility or morality. Now, the very word ‘pleasing’ may have different boundaries and contemporary art is trying to escalate their claims. If Marcel Duchamp made a fountain out of a urinal in 1917, that hurtled the Dadaist movement and that later amplified into a surrealist tendency looking into primitive art for their subconscious inspiration, to reveal the mental process, then the essential motivation behind the whole thing was subversion. If primitivism was motivating a new dimension by which beauty of the mind was revealed, then Picasso completely subjectified art and personal experience into a fourth dimension and created a cubist movement to claim a break down of a canon that no longer held on to techniques, symbols and least of all universal criteria for judging anything. There are many socio-ideological forces behind the same and the destructive World Wars had many reasons to question the notions behind the traditional idea of Beauty, and it addressed the subjective, transcendental and alienated psyche of modern man. Metaphysical hopelessness gave way from absurdity to beauty, while the meaninglessness of this ‘Being’, made beauty seem more akin to grotesque, either by derision or by the light of their tragic truth. What makes the question more intriguing is that, whether contemporary art has found a better form of beauty (constructed to please and create a certain discursive paradigm) in the grotesque, since it frees us from any moral and political/ideological constraints? Can it be linked to greater dimensions of teleological magnitude, or should it be treated as an alternative method of understanding true aesthetic, if not the complete aspect of aesthetic itself? Is grotesque possible without the knowledge of Beauty itself? I shall attempt to answer the following questions that I raised, with a few examples. One must first understand the idea behind perception and the dialogical force that surrounds it. If the world is raised as an illusion in one’s mind then the mind has been symbolically trained to read it as a language. This matrix of complex spontaneity is ‘paradigmatically’ and ‘syntagmatically’ (Roman Jakobson, 1987) being challenged, when Grotesque plays the part of Beauty. The Dystopia arises out of a shattered archetype that must restructure itself to include elements of the grotesque within the beauty, and reach towards the same aesthetic experience: the sublime. But interestingly what produces sublime is shock. But one must not confuse this with the cathartic experience of the ‘Tragic’ pity and terror, but something quite opposite to an ideal communicative situation that all such art produces. Thus this element of mimesis and/or representation of the ideal have given way to an â€Å"infinite subjectivity† (Hegel, Lectures on Fine Art, given in the 1820s), or the abyss of the human mind and condition. But the self is â€Å"interpellated† as per Lacan and later Althusser too estimated the impossibility of a single position from where one can judge, since the self was preconditioned with a lot of â€Å"logocentricism† (Derrida), which are again socio-culturally specific as per Barthes. Thus there is a complete inquiry into art through the artists’ personality or self (or selves). Justin Novak’s â€Å"disfigurine† often conforming to the bourgeoisie values, distort them to such an ironic extent that one cannot miss the counter realism that it offers. Often it serves to offer no alternative reality, but just launches one amidst a grotesque re-examination of old values and with its attendant disillusionment. Once the silent barrier between class and gender is dismantled, the escape is into nothingness – the sublime height of vast unending problems, and this underscores the definite presence and the horrors of undying conformism. If truth is beauty, then Novak’s artworks reveal the finer sides of it by shattering the comfortable and compartmentalized thought processes with which one can objectify art from a safe distance. The grotesque closeness of these truths, give beauty to the mind by releasing it from the shackles of confinement and overpowering illusions. Truth is not universal, but a power to accept the inextricable complexity of human behaviour, mind and his/her interrelationship with their social, cultural and historical environment. With Novak’s work one is left to ponder these very questions. Is Grotesque a rebellion? Or is it an inextricable element of beauty? Grayson Perry’s ceramic works portray this polemic, further, by making them superficially beautiful (as beauty has been notoriously claimed to have been) and underneath it remains the darker motives of an artist who tries to wrest with disturbing truths (or shall one call them home truths, with a larger social back drop to them) that question issues of public/private dialectic. His works that deserve mention here are, â€Å"Coming Out Dress 2000†, â€Å"We’ve Found the Body of your Child 2000†or the â€Å"Boring Cool People 1999† (reminds one of Eliot’s famous lines from The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock â€Å"In the room the women come and go, Talking of Michaelangelo†). Not only does he deal with issues like cross-dressing, child abuse and social sterility (about spiritually hollow â€Å"cool† fashionistas or the demanding violence of the utilitarian age), but also, he plays with this abnormal interrelation between beauty and grotesque. He raises questions about taste and the sublime. In short he subverts the notion of beauty with beauty that is skin deep! Grotesque thus becomes Beauty that is kin deep in this works! Reality is a diabolical faà §ade and Perry questions whether hegemony denotes or connotes the medium of taste in art. Thus equating expression with grotesque beauty beyond the limited categories of high or low taste, his avant-garde expressionism becomes a solitary modicum of aesthetic experience, which is new and which is whole (if whole comprises of an aesthetic stance that offers no definite and certain understanding of art’s end but generates a range of teasing/shocking possibilities of that, which is an illusion in itself: Bourgeois ideology). Figure 1: Coming Out Dress, 2000. He poses as Claire, his feminine alter ego. All his works deal with these two sides to his sexuality quite deeply, especially in ‘Transvestite Brides of Christ 2000’ and ‘Contained Anger1999’, respectively, that questions the significance of male-role models. But what is interesting is that Perry is experimenting with representation, rather then pottery, and that is why his artwork combines issues of an innocent observer or rather tries to destroy the comfortable distance with which an observer may guard their subjective spaces. Transvestite to transgression, the Chapman Brothers question the inevitability or orthodox value of canonical (classical) artworks. This travesty or mockery of canonical lofty seriousness is reflected in their works, through devises of defaced and tortured figures, which for them amount to the complete picture of Beauty (of an era that is grotesque, in it’s realization of a past, present and future that cannot bear to sift through the beastly side of socio-cultural conditions, anymore or unlike the others). This becomes a subject behind their sculptures that bursts with mockery, tragedy exploding with grotesque farce. They usher in a new experiment with taste, bad taste and the notions of good taste. Art moves into the realms of public or mass ‘low’ category, which becomes an essential democratic medium for evoking or carrying forward a provocation to rouse the sense of that horrifying answerless void. With the Chapman brothers there is a sadist tone attached to their insult or reiteration of Goya’s influence especially in their recreation of his â€Å"Disasters of War†, which inflict bold horror. But the grandeur of that horror is reduced to a trivial and yet a sardonic sensation taste comes off them. They twist the sensation of violence into an aesthetic ground and arouse a variety of physical and mental demands for perceiving Beauty amidst such a squandering grotesqueness. Beauty here lies in the release from holding back appreciation, awe and complete shock. Violence does not stand-alone and nor does any other human emotion. â€Å"Sex, 2003† is thus desire, decay, diabolical, deliberate, freedom or defeat. Purity is not that far from its pornographic mockery of it and they are interrelated in their apparent verisimilitude. A true representation of kitsch art, their works like Fuckface and Zygotic Acceleration, roused shock as they attempted to portray the sexualisation of children due to the media and increased gender awareness. These treatments nevertheless push questions about morality that grotesque beauty actually challenges. Thus morality and beauty in its aesthetic straight forwardedness seem to flatten out newer boundaries of experiences, which the Chapman brothers challenge through their craftsmanship. Traditional Sculpture, especially in the hands of the Chapman Brothers and Justin Novak or Grayson Perry are objects of anti-canonical parody, grotesque imitations or thought-provoking reverse-discourses. All these postmodern artists are challenging aesthetic experience. All these artworks succumb to one the power of the grotesque that sublimates beauty with its truth, and they make us realize that truth is not about a fixed standard, but accepting the actual absence of it. What makes contemporary art more beastly in its beauty is the power to derive happiness (or sado-masochist satisfaction) out of this grotesqueness. The grotesque shocks but this is a pleasure in itself, because it is the very representation of the consciousness. Theatre and artwork met with experimentalism in the stage by Artaud, who made audience a spectator to cruelty that is harsh, exceptionally brutal and yet beautiful. By shattering estrangement and by creating something that allows no ‘objectivity’ (in the likes of Kant or Brecht) Artaud demands a complete involvement of the senses. Moreover, this is where art threatens to change the soul of the perceiver by its dominating beauty, which horrifies the perceiver with its verity and unique angst. Wittgenstein’s concept of seeing-as, allows contemporary art to shun master narratives completely and standout on their own purely as visual sensations. From British Avant-Garde art that confuses common and the uncommon (like use of mannequin by Chapman Brothers or genitals replaced by the faces in their remake of Goya’s Disasters of Wars series). Grotesquerie is about questioning the status quo, about unflinching self-criticism and about embracing outsiders. From Simon Carroll deconstructing the chronology of ceramic vases with his pastiches like â€Å"Thrown Square Pot2005†, engages the observers mind with complex questions that he poses through the irregular construction of his surfaces. The artists seem to dwell on the apparent hyperreality of contemporary situation, where art has become a vastly reproduced object – fractured beyond identity. Formlessness becomes the beauty without symmetry and deliberate cruelty an aesthetic grotesqueness. Thus the gap between what is apparent and what may actually exists gives the artists ample space to bridge this defined categories with crushing forces of expressions that though grotesque to the shocked senses is ultimately beautiful by virtue of its truth. Works Cited Eliot, T. S â€Å"The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock†. Eliot, Thomas Stearns. Prufrock and Other Observations. London: The Egoist, Ltd, 1917; Bartleby.com, 1996. www.bartleby.com/198/. [30.01.2007]. ON-LINE ED.: Published May 1996 by Bartleby.com; Copyright Bartleby.com, Inc. (Terms of Use). Hegel, Lectures on Fine Art, (edited by Hotho) â€Å"Aesthetics: Lectures on Fine Art,† Vol. 1.translated by T. M. Knox, 1973. < http://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/hegel/works/ae/contents.htm > 30.01.2007. Jakobson, Roman. â€Å"Language in Literature†. Ed. Krystyna Pomorska and Stephen Rudy. Cambridge, MA: Belknap, 1987 Kant, Immanuel: The Critique of Judgement (1790), translated by Meredith, J. Adelaide: ebooks, 2004 Keats, John. Poetical Works. London: Macmillan, 1884; Bartleby.com, 1999http://www.bartleby.com/126/41.html. [29.01.2007]; Online-Ed: First published February 1993; published July 1999 by Bartleby.com; Copyright Bartleby.com, Inc.